A Hypothetical:
You and a member of the Tea Party are the only two people left on the planet. Which animal do you have sex with?
I would definitly go for a sloth. They’d be by far the best at spooning.
gee--sus asked: did you mean to misspell the "where"?...
JESUS COCKSTUFFING MOTHERBALLS. AND I DIDN’T EVEN SAVE THE PHOTOSHOP FILE.
Excuse me while I go and repeatedly smash my head onto a 1991 Toyota Corolla.
WERE being serious. Goddamnit.
